So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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