He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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