Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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