i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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