She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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