She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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