I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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