At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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