There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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