I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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