it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
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