lets start a swedish sibling band together
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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