they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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