So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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