We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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