Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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