Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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