I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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