we have officially lost it.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
i need some magic done to my vagina
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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