I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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