Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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