Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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