The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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