when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
