How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
But break dance skills will only take you so far
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
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