You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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