So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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