hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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