in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
you never un-have a 4some
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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