I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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