ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Help me help you realize you are a moron
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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