Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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