I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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