it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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