So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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