You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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