i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
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