I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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