And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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