I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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