If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
