I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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