How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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