so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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