I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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