why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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