Kiss
Puke
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Send help, water and tortillas.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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