did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
i need some magic done to my vagina
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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