have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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