did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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