Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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